Learn Here is a handy list for all of the men out there who have absolutely no idea what they are doing in a relationship. Also this list is for those who have no clue what a woman actually means when she says:
This word is used to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
in Five or Ten Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour if you are lucky.
If she says this while you are watching the game then you have just been given a 5 or 10 warning before you’ll be helping her around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means “Everything” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
Think Dirty Harry. This is a dare, not permission, Don’t Do It!
What does your friend do for a living?
You can’t get IT, but he sure can.
Basic fuck you. This is usually said when it is time for your argument to go away.
I’ll do it today
This means that she has until tomorrow.
Whatever you want to do, honey.
This means that you get to choose, but choose her suggestions, so that she can enjoy herself as well.
It’s not okay and you will pay for this later. If this is said in bed then she’s consoling you because you Can’t Finish.
Can you do this for me?
Sounds like you have an option, you don’t.
Whenever this word is used it indicates that she is frustrated that you are not seeing her viewpoint.
If she responds to one of your questions, with an “I’m fine”, it usually means that she’s not and you may need to rectify the problem.
I’m not ready for a commitment.
At least not with You.
Do what you want.
And you’ll pay for it later.
I want to have sex
We had a great evening. I am really feeling you. I want to be closer to you. Loosely translated- I’m Horny.
We need to do something with this kitchen.
I want a new house.
Do you like this recipe?
I hope so because it was easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.
I’m not yelling.
Yes I am yelling.
I’m just going to stay at home and relax
So you’d better find somewhere else to be.
I think you’re adorable.
Sorry fellas but this means you are in the “Friend Zone” and that is where you’ll stay. Forget about whatever you thought was happening, it’s not going to work out. You are just a friend.
I like you.
While this sounds like an easy statement to comprehend, it is usually interpreted as ‘I’m still feeling you out’. But saying “I like you” doesn’t mean ‘I’m ready for a commitment’. Loosely interpreted “right now you are on my good side”.
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by many men. This means that she thinks that you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over “Nothing”.
From my new book It Ain’t Just The Size. This is an eye roll with a sigh. Highly Dangerous. This is used as a final warning because you have ignored other advanced warnings to leave her alone, see “stop talkin’ to me fucker look”.
Stop talkin’ to me Fucker Look.
A look that is Self Explanatory
Tapping of the Foot and or Finger nails against hard surfaces.
You have gotten on her nerves and you need to stop now.
Fellas TRY NOT to read too much into this one and just say you’re welcome.
I hope this list helps you out, because we all know that some of you really need the help.